Stop! said the Appearanoid 88 who appeared with a fork. Your gun has been secretly loaded with boogers from Hell. They will explode in yo face and slim yer eyes. Take my fork, I just charged it with silent flight air beams that explode after eating. Aim for the candy dish, then look for fat belly kids with a frown on their face!
'Holy Freakin Gas Bomb' Thaddeus save it for the war - my god that smell would freak a sewer rat! Layoff the Mexican food until the night before Combat, then stay in the back so no one will attack from the rear!

Dan did ya hear about the Duck that wanted Chapstick from the store - he said!!! Could you put it on my Bill please!